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*zambi:iconzambi:

DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING  

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zam: no emilie
zam: Im going over to her house and murdering her
zam: with steak knives
Emi: oh right right
Emi: WHERE are my priorities >:
Emi: allow me to help you sharpen those
zam: you have to help me bury the body
Emi: oh
Emi: *sharpens shovel instead*
zam: >3
zam: USE THE SAMURAI SHARK
Emi: O: ?
zam: haha
zam: theres like these infomercials lately...more comericals because they're not a half hour long but this one guy with a beard is selling you shit and hes all BUY THIS AND YOU WILL NEVER NEED BLAHBLAH AGAIN
zam: and one thing is a blade sharpener called the samurai shark x3
Emi: hahahah xD
Emi: i will only buy it if it is shark shaped
zam: I knowwwww its not ):
Emi: and wearing a gi
Emi: dammit
zam: but its only 10 bucks
Emi: PFT
Emi: so what if it's not SHARK SHAPED
zam: and sharpens EVERTHING 80
Emi: I DON'T CAAAARUHHHH
zam: TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO FISHING
zam: HAVING TROUBLE CUTTING TOMATOES?
Emi: I HAVE THE MOST TROUBLE CUTTING TOMATOES WHILE I AM FISHING, IT'S TRUE
zam: LOL
zam: and wearing a what XD?
zam: a gi X3?
Emi: oh i got it mixed up
Emi: a gi is like a martial arts uniform
Emi: that is not very good for a samurai >_>
zam: x3
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Emi: thank you for not minding how distracted I am ; 3;
zam: no you are tired D: and ilu and Im so harassfully.
zam: I made that word up just 4 u
Emi: harrassful xD
Emi: <3333333
Emi: i love it
zam: its under words for emi in the zamtionary
Emi: ZAMTIONARY XD
zam: thats what its called right <:0?
Emi: yes yes xD
Emi: best name ever
zam: oh ok good
zam: xD
zam: you know theres a emitionary too <:0
Emi: haha is there?
Emi: I don't think it's as awesome
zam: its filled with real words
Emi: oh
Emi: BORING
zam: >D
zam: well I think you say very cromulent things
Emi: cromulent? what is that :0
Emi: OH, ACCEPTABLE
zam: yes yes <3
zam: I see you have read the zamtionary before
Emi: haha it comes from the simpsons! now that i think of it i seem to remember that
zam: NO ZAMTIONARY
Emi: I MEAN ZAMTIONARY
zam: embiggens is also there
Emi: XD
zam: lol I love you

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My website,Momos too
My best bud Emilie's website
Art Blog with friends
Oekaki Board I draw at
My myspace page
My y-gallery page
I draw porn?

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[link] Link to wonderful fanart people made me :)

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Hiroyuki Utatane
Kengo Yonekura
Okama
Falcoon
Masakazu Katsura
Ai Yazawa
Satoshi Urushihara
Oh! Great
Claire Wendling

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Eternal Sunshine
Watership Down
The Last Unicorn
Suzu No Chirin
The Secret of NIMH
Death To Smoochy
Hook
Fried Green Tomatoes
Amelie
The End of Evangelion
Shaun of the dead
Kung fu hustle
Pixar movies :Q....
The little mermaid
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
The lion King
All dogs go to heaven
Pans labyrinth


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MUCC
Tori Amos
Shiina Ringo
Maaya Sakamoto
Yoko Kanno
T.a.t.u.
The Backhorn
Deadman
Akino Arai
Gabriella Robin
Fiona Apple
Malice Mizer
Cibo Matto
Yuu Nakashima

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Katamari Damacy
ICO
Pikmin
Shadow of the Colossus
Bangai-o
Silent Hill 2
Ecco the Dolphin
Yoshi's Island
Lunar silver star story
Xenogears
Rhapsody
Tetris attack
Sonic 1-3 and knuckles
Chibi Robo
Psychonauts
Okami
Zelda:twilight princess *_*
Persona 3

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Simpsons
Family guy
LOST
Animal cops
All of food network
Strangers with candy
Roseanne
The soup
Best week ever
Clean house
Free style
Its me or the dog
That 70s show
Malcolm in the middle
Top chef
Project runway

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Evangelion
Utena
Gurren Lagann
Alien nine
ROD
Ebichu
FLCL
Azumanga daioh
Dragon half
Excel saga
Sailor Moon
Millenium actress
Tokyo Godfathers
Paranoia Agent
Princess Tutu
Jubei-Chan 2

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Paradise Kiss
Nana

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Butt scratching
Food
Drawing sexy girls
Gothic lolita
Japan
Comedy
Michel gondry
Claymation/stop motion animation
Coffee
Animals

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David Cross
Dave foley
Will Ferrel
Amy Sedaris
Stephen Colbert
Jason Lee
Paul Rudd
Steve Carell
Jon Stewart
Micheal Ian Black
Joel Mchale

Shoutbox

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8D
Mon Oct 22, 2007, 6:05 PM
~Deikin:iconDeikin:
*clippity-clop*
Sat Oct 13, 2007, 11:32 AM
*DKSTUDIOS05:iconDKSTUDIOS05:
hello friendssss
Thu Oct 4, 2007, 7:08 AM
=Webreever:iconWebreever:
I :heart: the new updates of PORN!!!
Fri Sep 28, 2007, 7:21 PM
*Akira666:iconAkira666:
Nyaaaa!!!
Tue Sep 25, 2007, 5:04 AM
=dyemooch:icondyemooch:
ZAMBI IS AWESOME!
Fri Aug 17, 2007, 2:31 PM
=dreamsanubis:icondreamsanubis:
<3 ^w^
Fri Aug 17, 2007, 3:58 AM
=Mako-fufu:iconMako-fufu:
;_; You´re so awesome!!
Wed Jul 25, 2007, 5:55 AM
*chibipunk7231:iconchibipunk7231:
:dance: Dance Magic Dance! :dance:
Mon Jul 23, 2007, 2:42 PM
~N1ghtenga13:iconN1ghtenga13:
Awesomeness. :3
Mon Jul 16, 2007, 3:09 PM

Whats more important in a song?

54%
489 deviants said Both
28%
253 deviants said Music
8%
73 deviants said Lyrics
5%
45 deviants said Other
3%
29 deviants said wheres the blah blah option?
1%
12 deviants said Don't care either way

FAQ

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 5, 2007, 2:25 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Butterflies and Hurricanes
zambi's journal





:star:PERMISSION:star:
MSN and PSP groups are not allowed to use my art for anything. I'm sorry.

Can I use your drawings to make my website,myspace or blog layout?
no I'm sorry.

How about using them as background images?
Yes thats fine but you MUST link back to my DA page and say I'm the one that made the images.

Can I trace your drawings?
no! you may however use them for referencing poses. As long as you learn from it and don't use it as a crutch. I don't want to see your whole gallery filled with poses I've made. You also MUST credit me and link back to the picture you referenced from. If I don't have it posted on deviant then you may not use it.

May I alter your work in any way? (add glitter, crop or resize them)
no!

Can I use your art for my desktop wallpaper?
Yes you may.

Can I alter it then?
If you must. But if I see the altered version online I'm coming after you.

Can I post your art on 4chan or anywhere else online?
only if you credit me. Linking to my DA page is always a plus.

May I claim your art as my own?
Only if you want to cause lots of trouble for yourself! ^^

:star:TOOLS:star:
For paper I mainly use mechanical pencil and tria and copic markers. Use google for any info on those. If I use any other type of media I will say so in my descriptions.

For computer I use Open canvas1 and 3 and photoshop7. You can get open canvas1 free by searching for it on google.

I use open canvas to ink or "paint" and photoshop to cel shade.

I work with a wacom intuos tablet and a cintiq.

:star:FREQUENTLY ASKED:star:
Do you do trades:
No time!

Do you do Requests:
No time!

Do you do Collaborations:
I might 83 but usually only with close friends.

Can you please watch me and visit my page/comment on my artwork?:
No. I think its very selfish and rude to ask. I obviously will visit your page if I want to or have the time to. And the more watchers I get the harder it is to get back to people. You don't NEED to ask. Its like assuming I can't visit your page on my own free will.

Why do you have critique discouraged set?
Don't worry about me :) I'm getting by fine the way things are. And If having this set bothers you just find another gallery to share your wisdom with. Please respect my wishes and I'll respect yours.

Why do you disable your comments!?
It really helps with managing my time. This is an online gallery. If you can't comment on my stuff at least you can still look at it. I like sharing my art. Just as much as I like you sharing it with me. I won't get my panties in a twist if I can't comment on your arts. I'm just happy I get to oggle them ^^

Why do you draw so many sexy girls? Are you a lesbian?:
I am not a lesbian! I might be bi, I dunno. I just find girls to be one of the cutest things on the planet honestly :3

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ZAMBI WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOOBS IN YOUR GALLERY???:
Maybe because I LIKE boobs :3? hmm I wonder...

Will you critique my stuff?:
I will give you positive critiques if I comment on your art in general. I like giving good feedback. But I'd rather not get notes about this. There a tons of places you can go to to get critiques. so if you could refrain from ASKING me to critique your stuff I would appreciate it. :)

Why aren't you responding to my notes!?:
well uhm to tell you the truth. I'm horrible at replying to notes. I try my best but sometimes I forget people send them to me. I click and go ouh Ill reply later and then totally forget 'x'

You ain't replying to my comments but are replying to other people. Do you not like me?:
Probably. But just because I haven't replied to you doesn't mean I wont EVER reply to you.

Why do you draw so much giftart?:
Because It makes me happy to make others happy. But I have to like you first lol.

:star:ABOUT MY ART:star:
Do you draw hentai?:
Sure do :] Ill even do it for a commission!

Did you go to College?:
No, never had the time. still don't :\ I'd love to tho.

Did you ever take art classes?:
Like maybe 2 years in high school but they were shit. My art teacher rarely encouraged me and the only critiques I ever got were "needs more contrast and NEVER OUTLINE A DRAWING. I have obviously fixed this contrast problem but oh fuck you to no outlining. Outlining art is wonderful.

Do you ever use reference for your drawings?
I use character sheet reference if I'm drawing someones character, but all poses and expressions come from my head. And if I have a particular coloring style in mind I'll look through my folder of art and try to mimic it. (HTK coloring for instance)

When did you start drawing?:
Since I could pick up a pencil. But I started drawing people when I was 12. Before that I only drew horses and wolves and foxes haha.

Whats your favorite media?:
Watercolor ;;

:star:ABOUT COMMISSIONS:star:
Are you open for Commissions?: I had to stop for while but I'm open again! Please read the instructions and fill out my commission form located here: [link]

If I bug you everyday, will I get my Art faster?:
I'd really appreciate it if you were patient with your commission. If you "harass" me at all I will refund your money.

:star:ABOUT ME:star:
What are you interests?
All my likes are over to the left side of my journal :3

Can we talk on AIM?
I don't give out my AIM or MSN unless we've been talking for awhile through da. (that doesn't mean through notes) That means through journals and replies to comments etc. But just because we seem like we're on good terms does not mean I want to talk to you on AIM. I suggest letting me ask you first.

Can we be friends?
If I gave you my AIM it generally means I like you enough to WANT to become your friend. I suggest not asking me this question in general.

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be polite
I do not agree with the idea of letting people treat you like crap because thats just how life is. The same goes for art. I don't think its right to ever be rude about commenting. Just because we're artists and we should be used to negative feedback doesn't mean we SHOULD receive it in a rude way. There are ways to give people your opinion without being rude about it. Like getting a new haircut, people know that its rude to just say it looks stupid or that you don't like it. I don't see why commenting on art should be any different. Its pure common sense to be polite when telling someone what you think about their picture. Just be respectful. Its really that simple. Just because you're ok with people being rude to you doesn't mean other people are ok with it. So please think before you comment.

using deviant
I'm a high believer in using DA for what you want to as long as it isn't against the rules. If you want to use this as a portfolio so be it! If you want to use it to make friends, get feedback, look for inspiration go right ahead! Its not hurting anybody except people that are way too fucking anal about this site.


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=onnaevilsmith:icononnaevilsmith: Sep 5, 2007, 2:27:58 PM
Wow, it IS indeed serious business. And we need to collab sometime :nod:

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~Banzchan:iconBanzchan: Sep 5, 2007, 2:29:59 PM
Uhg, agreed. I just answered to a rude comment that didn't even have the decency and respect to address me with proper english and spelling. I felt I've wasted valuable time answering them even if it were a single minute.
~magus824:iconmagus824: Sep 5, 2007, 2:40:22 PM
i think the internet is a little too serious, but I agree with what you're saying! :D

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*Hettar7:iconHettar7: Sep 5, 2007, 2:49:16 PM
Dude. You should come to Dragoncon (Fantasy/SciFi convention in Atlanga,GA). There are BOOBS everywhere! "Jiggley Big Out There" ones and "Pastie and Paint Covered" ones. Lots of fun.

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*GeneralGM:iconGeneralGM: Sep 5, 2007, 3:59:12 PM
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOOBS IN YOUR GALLERY???: Maybe because I LIKE boobs

>:3 >:3 >:3 >:3

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~0343DepBlack:icon0343DepBlack: Sep 5, 2007, 4:13:12 PM
Well, at least I know one thing we both happen to like and share with The World at Large:
Boobs.
:w00t:
GIVE IT UP FOR BOOBS!
:headbang:


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*burgertime:iconburgertime: Sep 5, 2007, 4:34:02 PM
MECHANICAL pencil? SOUNDS LIKE WITCHCRAFT TO ME.
~DemonicCrescendo:iconDemonicCrescendo: Sep 5, 2007, 5:14:03 PM
This FAQ is exactly what my FAQ would look like if I had an FAQ, mainly due to the abundance of answering why I like boobs. XD

Also, I would love to collab with you at some point in the future when we both have time. >.> T'would be fun, I think.

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~dynamicsketch:icondynamicsketch: Sep 5, 2007, 5:14:36 PM
I always found high school art classes to be a joke. I showed up a real genius who critiqued on the way I sketched clouds--Pretty much saying that that could not happen in real life. That moron thought that until the next morning... ;)

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~deepdarkwound:icondeepdarkwound: Sep 5, 2007, 6:10:42 PM
Omigosh I wanna commission you ^.^ I am really interested. My highschool art classes are actually very advanced cause im in an art highschool that you have to audition to get into so its actually really gonna help me :D

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